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Meet Annie.

Your marketing employee. Works nights.
Asks before she ships.

Every night Annie fixes your SEO, writes your content, drafts your social posts and gets you noticed by AI search. Every morning she tells you what she did — and waits for your OK on anything that goes public.

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Works inside the tools you use
Search ConsoleGA4LinkedInGitHubTelegram
Staff ID · Auto-Pilot№ 0001
Annie
Your new hire
Role
AI Marketing Employee
Hours
24/7, mostly nights
Reports to
You
Can start
Tonight
Now · auditing a SaaS homepage
GlassFrog
Fixed 9 missing page titles2:14 AM · SEO
LinkedIn post needs your OK6:58 AM · Social
Try before you hire

Give her a test task.

Hand Annie your website. Watch her work through it live, then read the first-day report she'd send her new boss.

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1She opens the site you typed — the live page, not a sample.
2She reads what is on that page — title, headings, description, and how ready it is for AI search.
3She lists what she'd fix first — only from that check.
AnnieWaiting for a website
Ready

What should I look at?

Type your website on the left. I'll check that live page — I won't use a sample site.

A day in Annie's life

You log off.
She clocks in.

Here's a normal night. Everything she makes waits in your inbox — nothing public goes out until you say so.

  1. Clocks in and reads the numbersYesterday's visits, searches and sign-ups from Google Analytics and Search Console.
  2. Crawls your whole siteEvery page, heading, link and image — looking for anything Google trips over.SEO
  3. Writes a fix planSeven issues, ranked by impact. Safe fixes become pull requests you can merge.Engineering
  4. Drafts 3 articlesOn topics your customers actually search for, in your brand voice.Writer
  5. Writes 5 social postsLinkedIn and X drafts, each tied to something real you've shipped.Social
  6. Finds 12 backlink chancesSites that would genuinely want to link to you — with a pitch drafted for each.
  7. Checks what AI says about youAsks ChatGPT and Perplexity 10 questions your buyers ask, and notes who gets mentioned.AI search
  8. Sends your morning messageOne short note on Telegram or Slack. Done in two minutes over coffee.
7:00
Tuesday, 6 October
AnnieTelegram · now

Morning! ☀️ 6 things shipped, 3 need you.

  • ✅Fixed 4 SEO issues (PR merged)
  • ✅3 article drafts ready
  • ✅12 backlink pitches drafted
  • 👉Approve 2 LinkedIn posts
  • 👉OK a heading change on 5 pages
  • 👉Say yes to an llms.txt file

Takes about 2 minutes. ☕

Review 3 itemsOpen dashboard
Her team

One hire.
A whole team behind her.

Annie leads six specialists. They all read the same notes about your business, so nothing drifts off-message. You only ever talk to Annie.

Annie

Team lead · plans the work, checks it, reports to you

Lead
SEO specialist
Finds what Google trips over

Crawls your site, spots technical gaps and writes a fix plan.

Fix plan9 product pages have no meta description — here's a draft for each.
AI search specialist
Gets you named by ChatGPT

Checks how AI assistants describe you and closes the gaps.

Weekly checkAsked 10 buyer questions. You're mentioned in 2 — up from 0.
Writer
Long-form, in your voice

Drafts articles from your strategy notes — not generic AI filler.

Article draft“How to choose a CRM when your team is under ten people”
Social
LinkedIn & X

Writes posts you tweak and approve. Nothing posts without your click.

LinkedIn draft“Most teams don't have a traffic problem. They have a clarity problem…”
Engineering
Makes the fixes real

Turns approved fixes into pull requests on your code. You merge.

Pull request #142Add missing H1 headings to 5 pages
Strategy
Knows your business

Researches you first. Every teammate works from her notes.

Notebook5 pages: product, audience, competitors, voice, content plan.
Joining soonReddit · communityUGC video · short clipsConversion · landing page tests
You're still the boss

Nothing goes live
without your click.

Annie does the work. You make the calls. Approving takes one tap — from the dashboard, Telegram or Slack.

Always asks firstAnything public, anything that costs money, and any change to your brand voice.
You set how much she handles aloneFrom "ask me about everything" to "fix the small stuff yourself".
Learns from your "no"Tell her why once and she remembers next time.
Annie wants to post on LinkedInDraft · Thursday 9:00 AM
Needs you
YC
Your CompanyCompany page · LinkedIn

One click. Every report.
✏️ Edit the text above, then press Approve.
I wrote this from yesterday's release notes. Thursday morning is when your audience is most active.
ApprovedPosting Thu 9:00 AM
Not this oneAnnie will remember why
Example of the work

Here's a decision
she brings you.

This is an example of an approval, written the way Annie writes them. It is not a customer quote, and it is not a result from someone else's site.

Add an llms.txt fileExample · AI search · needs your OK
Needs your OK — no code change until you approve

A short file at the site root that tells ChatGPT and Perplexity who you are, what you sell, and which pages to read. Annie drafts it from the live site, then waits.

# Example company

> We help small teams ship marketing without an agency.

## Pages worth reading
- /pricing
- /customers

Your own first look is the live audit above. Scores there come from the site you typed in.

Pricing

Hire Annie.
Skip the agency.

Three ways to get your marketing done. Only one of them starts tonight.

Option A

A junior marketer

A full salary, plus benefits and tools
  • Weeks to hire, months to ramp up
  • Works office hours, takes holidays
  • Usually strong in one or two channels
  • Needs managing and training
Could startIn a few months
Option B

A marketing agency

Typically thousands a month, on contract
  • Monthly reports, slow back-and-forth
  • Your account is one of many
  • Extra fees for each new channel
  • Minimum terms and notice periods
Could startAfter a few kick-off calls
Option C · Annie Auto-Pilot

$79/month

7-day free trial · cancel any time
  • Starts tonight, works every night
  • SEO, AI search, content, social and backlinks
  • Morning summary on Telegram or Slack
  • Asks before anything goes public
  • Remembers what worked and gets better
No charge for 7 days. We'll remind you before it ends.
Not ready to hire?

Get a free first-day report for any website — SEO health, AI visibility and the three fixes she'd make first. $0, no card.

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FAQ

Questions before
you hire her?

Anything else, just ask Annie — she answers in the chat once you sign up.

Does Annie publish anything without my approval?
No. Annie drafts everything and queues it for you. Publishing, spending money and changes to your brand voice always need your sign-off. You're the boss.
How does Annie actually work?
You give her your website. She researches your business and writes up what she learned, then her specialists work in daily cycles — checking your site, drafting content, writing social posts and finding backlink chances. Each morning you get a summary and approve what you like.
How often does she work?
Every day. Her main shift runs overnight so the results are waiting when you start work. You can also chat with her any time and ask for something specific.
Which tools does she connect to?
One secure sign-in per tool, and Annie handles the rest.
Google Search ConsoleGA4LinkedInXMeta AdsGitHubWebflowTelegramSlack
How is this different from ChatGPT?
ChatGPT waits for you to ask. Annie is an employee: she connects to your tools, reads your real data, works on a schedule, drafts real work and opens pull requests. She also remembers what worked and adapts.
Is my data safe?
Your data lives in your own workspace, with encrypted access tokens and separate storage for each organisation. Annie never shares data between workspaces, and you can disconnect and delete everything at any time.

Ready to hire Annie?

She can start tonight. You'll hear from her at 7 tomorrow morning.

Hire Annie Give her a test task first